Total Medals Earned: 60 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,165 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)
It's so sad...
Wtf...?
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (75/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/175 points)
Survive until at least round 25 on Death Isle daylight
Survive until at least round 25 in the lava cave
Survive until at least round 25 on Death Isle night
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
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